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Emily Beth

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Married to a music man

Presley Wayne's momma

Houston, Texas

Forever America's Suiteheart.

intheconnectedworld:

The MTV Video Music Awards were last night and I couldn’t help but to compile some of the funniest tweets I found across the web pertaining to them. With appearances and performances by: Iggy Azalea, Ariana Grande, Beyonce (who stole the show), Nicki Minaj, Lorde, Kim Kardashian, and many more - the insulting yet comical tweets were flourishing. Here are some of my favorites: 

picturesforhope:

FUCK YES BEYONCÉ hahaha loser sisters

picturesforhope:

FUCK YES BEYONCÉ hahaha loser sisters

chiefarnook:

beyoncespenis:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?


OH MY GOD

Jordin looks like one of them hostages who have to pretend everything’s okay

chiefarnook:

beyoncespenis:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?

OH MY GOD

Jordin looks like one of them hostages who have to pretend everything’s okay

onlyblackgirl:

niggawillyoushutthefuckup:

beyonseh:

so 106 and park are making blue ivy hair jokes?

jokes towards a two year old for having black textured hair?

on a network called BLACK entertainment television?

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BET is out to destroy black people

Y’all do know BET is owned by white people right?

Anonymous said: but she's actually started a charity project for homeless youths. I don't think that it was a publicity stunt.

saverockandr-oll:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

everything that anyone has ever done is a publicity stunt

beyoncé giving birth was a publicity stunt

brainwiderthanthesky:

rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step




I like how shooting him 6 times isn’t in any of the steps

brainwiderthanthesky:

rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

I like how shooting him 6 times isn’t in any of the steps

deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

sparta-94:

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sparta-94:

lifewithoutrory:

"id date a fan" doesnt mean "id date a 12 year old who knows more about me than i do"

kandylife13:

mvgl:

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 2x09 - “Cased Up” (November 11, 1991)

been trying to tell us